Me:
I remember I had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie 3 pogs, they were pretty awesome
Frank:
Ugh, dude, I'm eating.
Me:
I mean the movie wasn't great, but still.
Frank:
That one was just bad, the second one was just bad, in a good way. It had Vanilla Ice!
Me:
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! Man, if I could go back in time to be an extra for any movie and any scene, it would be that scene. What about you?
Frank:
No, I'd be in a scene from a movie that, you know, wasn't crap, like Salo, a movie that has a place in cinematic history. Maybe in the giant orgy scene, but not the scene where they make them eat their own poop.
Sarah:
Eww, gross.
Frank:
Hmm...? Oh, I'm sorry. I get squeamish over completely different things than normal people.