February 2012
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my office is trying to have a webinar. people in my office don’t know how to mute their phones. it’s hilarious!
my coworker brought me chorizo burritos. today is gonna rock socks!
connquest asked: Thank you for following me.
thedeclarationofindependence:
*gets stolen by nicolas cage*
acapelladitty asked: I am insanely jealous of your Oingo Boingo swag :)
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i bet rick astley struggles with lent.
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pvlse:
i wanna stab myself in the feelings
Stop breathing. God created air and this is copyright infringement.
Be as chalant as you like.: Apparently, the... →
beaschalantasyoulike:
prioritiesintact:
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And also, all my friends that don’t have kids and are probably in some of these episodes as extras, heh.
this will either be the best, worst show ever in the history of the world, or it’s going to be the worst show in the history of the best…
Aquabats on no sleep and way too much caffeine = ALL THE FUNS!
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Be as chalant as you like.: Apparently, the... →
prioritiesintact:
beaschalantasyoulike:
And also, all my friends that don’t have kids and are probably in some of these episodes as extras, heh.
this will either be the best, worst show ever in the history of the world, or it’s going to be the worst show in the history of the best…
Aquabats on no sleep and way too much caffeine = ALL THE FUNS!
*edit* and booze!
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Apparently, the Aquabats Super Show has been...
beaschalantasyoulike:
And also, all my friends that don’t have kids and are probably in some of these episodes as extras, heh.
this will either be the best, worst show ever in the history of the world, or it’s going to be the worst show in the history of the best shows in the history of the world! how can this loose? it appeals to everyone’s 15 year old’s, 3 year old, inner...
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A watched pizza never rolls
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Lunch at KFC
Me: I remember I had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie 3 pogs, they were pretty awesome
Frank: Ugh, dude, I'm eating.
Me: I mean the movie wasn't great, but still.
Frank: That one was just bad, the second one was just bad, in a good way. It had Vanilla Ice!
Me: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! Man, if I could go back in time to be an extra for any movie and any scene, it would be that scene. What about you?
Frank: No, I'd be in a scene from a movie that, you know, wasn't crap, like Salo, a movie that has a place in cinematic history. Maybe in the giant orgy scene, but not the scene where they make them eat their own poop.
Sarah: Eww, gross.
Frank: Hmm...? Oh, I'm sorry. I get squeamish over completely different things than normal people.
"You've confused a 'war on your religion' with...
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“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
