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Anonymous asked: What is your sexual preference?

I’m a boring ol’ cisgender straight male but like… not very masculine? I was raised by bossy Mexican ladies, crotchety Jews, and gay uncles

The one true Goblin King of Westeros!

The one true Goblin King of Westeros!

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Anonymous asked: Dude. Same on the crush thing.

Huh. My years of being a sassy curmudgeon are finally paying off!

Everyone should come off anon and let me love you!!

blastortoise:

I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker

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Anonymous asked: Don't you dare say that! You're lovely!

the zach galifianakis comparisons get real old, tho. I guess all fat beardy guys look alike (at nowhere in particular)

the zach galifianakis comparisons get real old, tho. I guess all fat beardy guys look alike (at nowhere in particular)

identikittens:

dwayne “the mineral” johnson

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Anonymous asked: I'm too nervous to reveal :(

aw, please don’t be! life is far too short to be nervous.

also… you deserve better crushes. i’m incredibly flattered, but i’m a mess. you shouldn’t want me. i’m not worthy to be crushed.

rapeculturerealities:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Plus if it’s really that much of a problem masturbation is always an option.  Any dude who’d rather pressure someone into having sex against their will rather than masturbate is not only a terrible human being he’s a rapist and should be run from, quickly.

yeah, it only hurts if you’ve gotta stop somewhere well past boner but before ejaculation. and even then, it’s not excruciating, just uncomfortable and awkward

any dude feeding you that crap is a shitbag

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Anonymous asked: I have a crush on you.

who dis is??

Anonymous asked: An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."

iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now

kdo:

The Stone Roses - She Bangs the Drums (1989)

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